Did you just see the Batmobile???
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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