Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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