Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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