i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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