my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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