Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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