NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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