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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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