Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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