Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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