your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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