Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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