Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I could make wine with my vomit
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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