8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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