The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You don't make any sense
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