So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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