i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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