so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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