Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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