I murdered the dance floor call the cops
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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