Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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