You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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