She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
sex in a hospital.. check
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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