Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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