Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize