This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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