im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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