Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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