I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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