He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
