You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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