I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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