Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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