let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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