I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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