So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
wow bdsm is so cute
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