ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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