what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
