On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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