Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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