I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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