There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My breasts were aching with rage.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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