Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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