You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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