I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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