Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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