How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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