Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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