So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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