on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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