It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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