We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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