He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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