I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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