It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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