the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
sex in a hospital.. check
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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